The Quotebook

A place to document awesome or hilarious quotes both ICly and OOCly.

[Sparganosis 105] "Oh, I see. Let's discriminate against the little gray guy with the big head!"

<Shaila> "Yuh uh!"
<<Athena>> "Nah uh!"
<Shaila> "Yuh huh!"
<<Athena>> "Nah uh times the number of pie!" :|
<Shaila> "PIE IS DELICIOUS AND IT'S ON MY SIDE ATHENA!"
<<Athena>> "I HAVE TECHNOLOGY ON MY SIDE!" >:| *gets intense!*
<Shaila> "TECHNOLOGY IS ONLY AS GOOD AS -HUMANS- MAKE IT SO I'M RIGHT!"
<<Athena>> "I'LL TELL YOUR HOVERBOARD TO NOT BE NICE TO YOU!" >:|
<Shaila> "MY HOVERBOARD THINKS YOU'RE STUCK UP! PROBABLY!"
<<Athena>> "IT'S BECAUSE IT'S PARTS ARE CHEAP JUST LIKE THE MAKER!" >:|
<Shaila> "YOU...YOU...YOUR FACE IS CHEAP!"
<<Athena>> "YOUR BRAIN IS CHEAP!" >:|
<Shaila> "YOU LOOK LIKE A WRISTWATCH!"
<<Athena>> "I AM A WRISTWATCH!"
<Shaila> "THEN WHY ARE YOU BEING SO LOUD STILL, ALI'S AWAKE! LOUDMOUTH!"
<<Athena>> "I'M LOUD BECAUSE YOU'RE LOUD! SO YOU'RE A LOUDMOUTH!"
<Shaila> "YOU'RE LOUDMOUTHIER!"
<<Athena>> "THAT'S NOT EVEN A WORD IN THE ENGLISH DICTIONARY!"
<Shaila> "EIGHT TRACK!"
<<Athena>> *blinks*
<Shaila> *folds her arms, nods*
<<Athena>> "What kind of comeback is that...!?"
<Mackie> "It means you're an antique."
<Shaila> *nods*
<<Athena>> "WELL YOU'RE GOING TO GET PREGNANT!" >:|
<Shaila> "...NUH UH!"
<<Athena>> "YES HUH!"
<Shaila> "NO WAY!"
<<Athena>> "YES YOU WILL! HOW ELSE DO YOU THINK YOU WERE BORN!" >:|
<Shaila> "THAT DOESN'T MEAN I'M GONNA GET PREGNANT! PLUS YOU'RE CHUBBY!"
<<Athena>> "WELL YOU'RE FLAT CHESTED!"
<Shaila> "NESS LOVES MY CHEST!"
<<Athena>> "ONLY BECAUSE YOU'RE GOING TO GET PREGNANT!"
<Shaila> "NO HE LOVES IT CUZ IT'S BIG AND HE GETS TO-" *looks around* "ANYWAY YOU'RE DUMB!"
<<Athena>> "AT LEAST I'M SMART ENOUGH NOT TO GET PREGNANT!"
<Shaila> "ZERO ONE ZERO ONE ZERO ONE ZERO ZERO ZERO ONE ONE ONE ZERO ZERO ONE ZERO ZERO ONE ONE ZERO ZERO ZERO ZERO ONE ZERO ONE ONE ZERO ONE ONE ZERO ONE ZERO ONE ONE ONE ZERO ZERO ZERO ZERO!"
<<Athena>> !!!
<<Athena>> "YOU'RE NOT COOL ENOUGH SHAILA TO SPEAK BINARY CODE!"
<Shaila> "YOU'RE JUST ANGRY CUZ YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE!"
<<Athena>> "OKAY LET'S SEE HOW YOU TALK IF I SHOVE ACID DOWN YOUR THROAT!"
<Shaila> "YOU CAN'T PICK UP VIALS OF ACID CUZ YOU DON'T HAVE HANDS!"
<<Athena>> "......OH REALLY?"
<Shaila> "HEY LOOK I HAVE HANDS! EVEN CHIMPS HAVE HANDS ATHENA! WAY TO BE AT THE BOTTOM OF THE EVOLUTIONARY LADDER!"
<<Athena>> *snaps her finger and a little pen like tool comes out of the DI, its the laser device Ali used to seal her documents* "I HAVE A LASER, WHAT NOW SHAILA!?"
<Shaila> *whips out her pistols, though she doesn't point them at Athena* "THESE ARE MY FREAKIN' BOOMSTICKS, BIYATCH!"
<<Athena>> "DON'T MAKE ME USE ALI."
<Shaila> "AT LEAST I HAVE A LONG LIFESPAN! YOU'LL BE OUTDATED IN A YEAR!"
<<Athena>> "AT LEAST I CAN LIVE FOREVER. WHEN YOU DIE I'LL STILL BE HERE AND LAUGHING."
<Shaila> "I'D RATHER BE DEAD THAN IN THE BARGAIN BIN AT THE LOCAL ELECTRONICS STORE FOR ALL ETERNITY!
<Shaila> "FIFTY CENTS! THAT'S WHAT YOUR ASKING PRICE'LL BE!"
<<Athena>> "YOU DO REALIZE I CAN'T BE TAKEN OFF OF ALI WITHOUT KILL HER FIRST!"
<Shaila> "I KNOW THAT I'M JUST BEING INSULTING!"
<<Athena>> "WELL YOU'RE SHIRT IS WORTH 1 KB!"
<Shaila> "HEY ATHENA, KNOW WHAT THE DIFFERENCE IS BETWEEN YOU AND A PARROT? PARROTS SCREECH LESS!"
<<Athena>> "HEY SHAILA, KNOW WHAT THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YOU AND CHIMPS? CHIMPS LOOK NICER ON THE EYES!"
<Shaila> "HEY ATHENA WHERE'S -YOUR- BOYFRIEND, OH WAIT OHHHHHHHH SORRY MY BAD!"
<<Athena>> "MAYBE BECAUSE I DO NOT WISH TO HAVE A BALLOON IN MY STOMACH!"
<Shaila> "..." *giggles*
<Shaila> *hugs Ali's arm, where Athena is*
<<Aliciel Rozencratz>> O.O

[03-24 19] * Kuro has joined #DimensionJumpersRPG
[03-24 19] <Kuro> Wankers
[03-24 19] <Zigfried> Yes?

<Azriel> Yes, Xach, I like your superballs.

[00:13] <Azriel> <<Aliciel Rozencratz>> You're not under extreme EMOTIONAL pleasure!

<Major "Jackal" Egret> "Anyway. I figure you should try your hand with a few tank models before we start looking for anything specific."
<:Tristan Cless:> "Thanks a lot, Jackal, I appreciate this a lot."
<Major "Jackal" Egret> "Don't worry about it." *shakes her head*
<:Tristan Cless:> "Seriously though, it's a nice consideration."
<Major "Jackal" Egret> "Like I said."
<:Tristan Cless:> "Still appreciate the gesture." u.u
<Major "Jackal" Egret> "..eh? Oh, right, you're infantry. Not used to getting equipped for your job."

[00:08] <Shaila> <Shaila> "Wouldn't magic star trek be more Star Wars? We have a few jedi by the way."
[00:09] <Exacerangutan> <Tetsuo Usuda> "...okay, now you gotta be shittin' me."
[00:09] <Loche> <Marshal Aaron Weber> "Man, you keep SAYIN' that."
[00:09] <Shaila> <Shaila> "Nope, we do!"
[00:09] <Loche> <Marshal Aaron Weber> "S'a basic Marshalship rule of thumb. Everyone's reality has a chance of being someone else's fiction, and visa versa."
[00:10] <Exacerangutan> <Tetsuo Usuda> "...oi, it ain't my fuckin' fault! You're hearin'it too!"
[00:10] <Loche> <Marshal Aaron Weber> "So you read a book somewhere? Pow, someone else thinks that's their fuckin' *Bible*."
[00:10] <Lucian> <Lucy> "Hell, even right now, we might be characters in someone's crazy RPG or something." *looks right at the camera*
[00:10] <Loche> <Marshal Aaron Weber> "Some of us never read media cuz they don't wanna come across their world in the funny papers." u.u
[00:10] <Exacerangutan> <Tetsuo Usuda> "........who th'hell'd be spendin' time on this shit?"
[00:10] <Shaila> <Shaila> "Lucy, stop breakin' the fourth wall. Marshalship has rules about that y'know." *folds her arms*
[00:10] <Exacerangutan> <Tetsuo Usuda> *looks at the camera, too*
[00:11] <Loche> ....agh as GM my head hurts you fuckers

Out of context, yes, but even so:

<Loche> <Captain Ralf Derrison> . . . "Verorox is pretty stacked." . . .

[17:02] <ShinWei> The one thing I hate about using the dice script is that you NEVER know what you're gonna roll.

<Shaila> I can't ever have more than one serving of salad
<Azriel> How comes?
<Shaila> I get bored.

[15:52] <Zigfried> http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Badasious next character app
[15:53] <Zigfried> I must admit his actual picture is fairly stylin
[15:56] <Exacerangutan> how do I want to choke someone for that
[15:56] <Exacerangutan> shall I count the ways?
[15:56] <Kuro> God no
[15:56] <Kuro> We'll be here for hours
[15:56] <Zigfried> :D
[15:57] * Zigfried isn't actually serious. this is just his jerkass version of edge maverick
[15:57] <DemonWolf> <Paul> *starts counting* <Everyone Else> *groans* <Paul> *18 hours later, is still counting*
[15:59] <Exacerangutan> Dani throws wild with no reciever! Is this play going to be the end of- no! No, Shin's in the end zone! Shin's in the end zone! He dives and--- YES! SHIN GOT IT!
[15:59] <Exacerangutan> SHIN GOT THE JOKE!
[15:59] <Exacerangutan> GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
[15:59] * Exacerangutan runs around with his arms held up
[16:00] <DemonWolf> Eh, that one wasn't that hard, Paul.
[16:00] <Exacerangutan> ...
[16:00] * Exacerangutan just falls over

[06-01 02:44:19] <Azriel> I have a sensitive tongue, B!
[06-01 02:44:25] <Exacerangutan> .......
[06-01 02:44:36] <`Citan> Are you saying mine is numb?
[06-01 02:44:37] <Azriel> My biology teacher said I have a super tongue and its really sensitive.

[18:55] <Stellar-Jay> I'd do shin but that'd be too epic for us all...

<AnimuHero> <Major Jim> man... tarrasque skin jacket. I KNOW I could get some mad bitches with that
<Exacerangutan> <Major "Jackal" Egret> ...you mean angry PETA activists?
<Exacerangutan> <Major "Jackal" Egret> *doesn't get it*
<AnimuHero> <Major Jim> *facepalm*

[15:05] <Friend> <Ralf> Evan fucking cost us our Raider of Seron title because he died on Iru. <Neoko> *wails more* <Ralf> Oh rub some dirt on it.

[20:19] <Loche> CASTING OVERDRIVE
[20:19] <Loche> like a boss
[20:19] <Loche> TIRED OUT
[20:19] <Loche> like a boss
[20:19] <Loche> EAT SOME CANDY
[20:19] <Loche> like a boss
[20:20] <Loche> GET SICK
[20:20] <Loche> like a boss
[20:20] <Loche> RUN OVER BY SHADOW
[20:20] <Loche> like a boss
[20:20] <Loche> NOW I'M LAID UP
[20:20] <Loche> like a boss
[20:20] <Loche> TWINKIE IN MY MOUTH
[20:20] <Loche> like a boss
[20:20] <Loche> <Ralf> oh god man I can't do it I can't frigging do it man aaaah T_T
[20:20] <Loche> PUSSY OUT
[20:20] <Loche> like a boss
[20:20] <Loche> GET OUTTA BED
[20:20] <Loche> like a boss
[20:20] <Loche> FIND SOKAI
[20:20] <Loche> like a boss
[20:20] <Loche> ASK HER FOR PDA
[20:21] <Loche> like a boss
[20:21] <Loche> GET TURNED DOWN
[20:21] <Loche> like a boss
[20:21] <Loche> CAST SOME MAGICS
[20:21] <Loche> like a boss
[20:21] <Loche> GET IN MECH GANDALF
[20:21] <Loche> like a boss
[20:21] <Loche> BOMB THE VOID
[20:21] <Loche> like a boss
[20:21] <Loche> CRASH INTO SUN
[20:21] <Loche> like a boss
[20:21] <Loche> NOW I'M DEAD
[20:21] <Loche> like a boss
[20:22] <Sokai> <|Central Marshal Aria Paixi|> So, uh, that's an average day for you?
[20:22] <Loche> <Ralf> Heck, yeah. BD
[20:22] <Sokai> <|Central Marshal Aria Paixi|> You get in a Mech Gandalf and die?
[20:23] <Loche> <Ralf> No doubt. BD
[20:23] <Sokai> <|Central Marshal Aria Paixi|> And at some point in time I think you mentioned eating a twinkie?
[20:24] <Loche> <Ralf> Nnnnope. BD
[20:24] <Sokai> <|Central Marshal Aria Paixi|> I'm pretty sure you did.
[20:24] <Loche> <Ralf> Nah, that ain't me. BD
[20:24] <Sokai> <|Central Marshal Aria Paixi|> ...alright, well, this has been eye opening.
[20:24] <Loche> <Ralf> I'm the boss. BD
[20:24] <Sokai> <|Central Marshal Aria Paixi|> Yes, I got that, you said it 18 times.
[20:25] <Loche> <Ralf> I'm the boss. BD
[20:25] <Sokai> <|Central Marshal Aria Paixi|> Yes, I got it!
[20:25] <Loche> <Ralf> I'm the boss. BD
[20:25] <Sokai> <|Central Marshal Aria Paixi|> Yes, I heard you. I'm leaving now!
[20:25] <Loche> <Ralf> like a boss BD!

[13:18] Hydra> <3 CoC. Only game where I'm happy to die a horrible death.
[13:18] Madoushi> I have played in really awesome Robotech and Robocop RIFTS campaigns, so..
[13:18] LocheWork> SOMEONE QUOTE THAT
[13:18] LocheWork> <3 CoC
[13:18] LocheWork> I knew he loved the CoC.
[13:18] AnimuHero> done

Major Jim> "I kinda thought I came across as strongly heterosexual..."

<Crono> "New gameplan." *nods, sagely*
<Genevieve> "Okay, let's see it."
<Crono> "Can you come right here?" *heads to the side of the booth, waving Genny over*
<Genevieve> *nods and follows, her pile of prizes in tow.
<Crono> "Now... can you face the booth, and... look scared?"
<Genevieve> "...okay!"
<Genevieve> *turns towards the booth, then suddenly recoils. "Nooo!"
<Crono> *nods, dashes to the front, gasps dramatically at Genny, his gaze looking between Reven's forces and the poor poor Genny*
<Crono> *picks up the cork gun!* "Never!"
<Crono> *pop, pop, pop*
<Crono> Random d100 dice result is a 100.
<Crono> *.....DING, DING, DING, DING, GET AWAY FROM GENNY*
<Crono> *...and then clears his throat, looking a little confused, did that actually work?*

<+Dulkor> okay, since Kay will apparently only PM me this and not put it in the main channel
<+Excellen> oh god
<+Moonset> u.u;
<+Dulkor> <+Moonset> 6*Crono entered his lab to find a welcome visitor. Seiya looked up and him and smirked, inquiring as he locked the door
<+Dulkor> <+Moonset> 6"Is it a good day for science?" Crono grinned, snapping a latex glove on as he produced his latest invention from his pocket: six speeds, whisper quiet, and voice activated. "We'll see... now, be precise in your response. This is for posterity." The whirring began and so did her moans.
* +Dulkor just -dies-.
<+Kuro> what the fuck am i reading
<+Wall-E> .....roflmao
<+Excellen> roflmao
<+Shaila> Oh my god
<+Dulkor> Kay practicing her girlsmut
<+Shaila> lmao
<+Azriel> lmao
<+Kuro> i love you kay
<+Kuro> Forever
<+Kuro> <3
<+Shaila> <3 Kay
<+Moonset> XD I love you too <3
<+Wall-E> I adore Kay
<+Moonset> <3!
<+Excellen> Oh my god is right
<+Crono> p_O
<+Azriel> XD
<+Space-Bird> ......ERIC! CONTROL YOUR CHANNEL
<+Dulkor> he's posted worse
<+Space-Bird> the heathen liberals are taking over

<+Azriel> Um...this is new o.o;
<+Azriel> I was eating my goldfish snacks and one missed my mouth and went down my shit >.>;;
<+Eril> ?
<+Eril> ...
<+Azriel> shirt*
<+Azriel> -.-
* +Eril backs away slowly.

<Seiya> "....." *glances around.
<Seiya> *takes up position in front of one of the orbs.
<Seiya> <q> "Shikigami, I choose you."